This is actually a Jesse Eisenberg blog.

shakeylongbottom:

look what swarles got me for an early birthday present

it’s SBP in book form

I sound really calm while typing this because I just want to sound coherent but THIS IS THE BEST THING ANYONE’S EVER GOTTEN ME

if you want to know how she did it go ask her!!! cause I have no idea I’m just really fuckin happy

IT HAS PICTURES AND EVERYTHING!!!!

scornandritz:

#when peter in his 3rd year at harvard decides to change his single into a double #tony and steve both go over to help move boxes #what they aren’t expecting to see is some kid with curly hair already sitting on peter’s bed typing away on a laptop #he doesn’t look up when they enter the room #’oh um. dad’s hey this is uh mark he’s my uh friend mate—I mean room mate…thing’ #steve extends his hand to shake marks hand but all mark does is nod in their direction #hmm not the talkative type is he? tony remarks as he walks over to the side of the bed to peer at mark’s laptop #he’s pleasantly surprised when all he see’s is an entire page filled with what seems to be original coding #’you should bring him home sometime’ #’daaaad’ #’i’m sitting right here’ #’oh look it speaks’ #’tony’

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Can people stop making prison rape jokes? Because they’re really not funny or okay. At all.　

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lacigreen:

plottwist:

YOU GUYS OMG

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*cute girl walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you

(hell, yeah) Scarleteen: Why is Raven Symoné’s Sexuality Your Business?

As long as there are celebrities, and people are curious about their lives, there will always be celebrity gossip. The media has recently been a flutter with the rumor that Raven Symoné may potentially be in a same sex relationship with _America’s Next Top Model beauty AzMarie Livingston. Ms….

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